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Dilemma at Work

My colleagues don’t want to invite the boss to the staff night out. I think we should invite the boss but give them the wrong location for the night out. Who’s right? 

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FAO Guy Ritchie

I thought of a brilliant name for a gangster today - Fleetwood Mick.

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Him: “I’ve started following Britney Spears” Me: “Oh, great, I didn’t know you were on Twitter” Him: “What the fuck is Twitter?”

Him: “I’ve started following Britney Spears” Me: “Oh, great, I didn’t know you were on Twitter” Him: “What the fuck is Twitter?”

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Jessica Fletcher - The world’s best selling author.

Jessica Fletcher - The world’s best selling author.

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While he’s asleep, Keith Richards is hooked up to an IV bag full of vodka.

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‘Snog, Marry, destroy?’ is a BBC3 show I’d definitely watch.

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Willy Wonka has spent the past 30 years in prison for what he did to Augustus, Violet, Veruca, Mike and, eventually, Charlie. Zoom

Willy Wonka has spent the past 30 years in prison for what he did to Augustus, Violet, Veruca, Mike and, eventually, Charlie.